SCP-2556 - Indefinitely Suspended Stratojet
“This whole thing was one hell of a trip, but I feel lucky through it all, you know?”
SCP-9119-J - Horrid Little Gustav
SCP-9119-J is to be lockey-locked away in a standard Bad Little Hideous Person Cage for all of eternity.
SCP Tales, Episode 5 - "Ethics Committee Orientation"
We make an effort to sustain the impression that we're useless, because we are the secret power within the SCP Foundation.