SCP-1461 - House of the Worm
“I am what you have made me. I am choice and I am tyranny. Forgive me.”
SCP-2203 - Find the One for You!
“Find the One for you! Test your love, and find that one special someone you are destined to spend the rest of your life with! Your sweetheart is waiting!”
SCP-044 - World War II Era Molecular-Fission Cannon
Any object or pile of objects that fits may be loaded into SCP-044’s muzzle to be used as ammunition.