SCP-2718 - What Happens After
“My name is Miriam Prayther. I have been O5-7 for seventy-seven years. I will remain so for perhaps seven minutes more…”
SCP-4005 - The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China
“There's a better world out there, Martha!”
SCP-1461 - House of the Worm
“I am what you have made me. I am choice and I am tyranny. Forgive me.”
SCP-2845 - THE DEER
“I know that your organization doesn’t approve of the term, but it is still the case. The Stag is a god, and it is not a mild god of Earth.”
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
“The motto for this place should be ‘How Is That Even Possible’. Surely someone, somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here.”
SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”
“Beginning at approx. 5 minutes, multiple incisions, lacerations and penetration wounds can be seen being slowly inflicted, though no corresponding source of these wounds is visible.”
SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”
Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.
SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion
…employees will enact various rituals resulting in their immediate spatial displacement, normally manifesting as the individual passing through physical space to another location.
SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina
Since its inception, SCP-2000 has been activated at least twice.
SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps
“Companies that work together, it spreads through their business dealings and manifests when they do some rainbow capitalism.”
SCP-2063 - A Past Vision of the Future
“Congratulations! By reading this message, you have just told an alien piece of hardware what to do.”
SCP-5655 - Exactly the Kind of Genie You’d Expect To Find in an Empty Can of Spam
“I tried my hardest” was written on the back in pencil.
SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN
‘Filmed in front of a studio audience. Created in partnership with YWTGTHFT’
SCP-877 - University Microchips
The chips are capable of interfacing with and controlling the motor functions of host creatures…
SCP-4252 - Beans and Betrayal
Jethusent the Mighty King / Please bless our presence with your own / Consume our Bubbling Beanous Bile / From up atop your sparkling throne
SCP-2203 - Find the One for You!
“Find the One for you! Test your love, and find that one special someone you are destined to spend the rest of your life with! Your sweetheart is waiting!”