SCP-3540 - Don’t Queer the Reaper
The entities cannot be physically seen during the day, but after sunset, they will manifest in various parts of the house and will engage in typical household chores and common activities, including cleaning, preparing and consuming meals, folding laundry, and [DATA EXPUNGED].
SCP-173 - The Sculpture
“At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.”
SCP-1048 - Builder Bear
“This is not a joke. We have no idea what SCP-1048's full capabilities are. Who knows how many of the damn things are out there by now?”
SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
“The information in the article that you've already read isn't entirely true. There are two direct lies, and plenty of lies of omission.”
SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art
A period of rapid relocations was noted in SCP-1155, where it was observed in several public places with a posture that suggested hunting/tracking behavior.
SCP-784 - Christmas Cheer
Three nearby instances of SCP-784-1 held Anderson in place. A fourth emerged from a nearby home with a quart of eggnog, which Anderson was forced to ingest.
SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0
“Be part of the new craze that is quickly becoming the next social substitute. Remember, the more you participate, the more MalO will engage you. Your experience is completely up to you.”
SCP-4153 - Vincent Price Presents… IT CAME FROM SITE-9!
“Why does anyone try to frighten? It's fun to be frightened. Almost as much fun as it is to do the frightening.”
SCP-5740 - all cop are buddy by dado
“dado is only purveyor of fine business and excellent salesman, like the bezos or 420 elon.”
SCP-1762 - Where The Dragons Went
“It's strange to see how much your world has changed; it is even stranger to see how we now appear in this place. In Fantasy, we are much bigger. Or maybe you've grown taller?”
SCP-4966 - Tubbioca: Devourer of Souls, Consumer of Secrets, Lord of Munchies
“The pat people who visit me. They tell the red people stuff through the head parts.”
SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear
Research into the possible military applications of irrational, exponential, and imaginary grizzly bears is currently being undertaken…
SCP-1141 - Entrepreneurial Spirit
“I didn't get into the restaurant business in this universe to not be allowed to actually serve my food to the public…”
SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer
…SCP-2399 [uses] highly advanced, anti-matter-based weaponry to create spacial disruptions and devastating atmospheric [DATA EXPUNGED] observable as a large red vortex, commonly known as the Great Red Spot.
SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us
SCP-4999 will manifest only in the presence of one solitary human person at a time. All subjects recorded to date have been in terminally poor health, critically injured, or on their deathbeds…
SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere
“There's one thing you can do. I couldn't go through with it, but maybe you can. It won't help you live, I don't think, but it's… I think it's important.”
SCP-1440 - The Old Man From Nowhere
“I have spent time untold searching for him, trying to return his prize and those I won from his brothers, but to no avail.”