SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
SCP-930-J is a cute little ball of assorted tentacles and mouths, isn't it? I named it Daniel!
SCP-157 - Mimetic Predator
When in the presence of prey that is too large to directly attack, the SCP-157 colony will use telepathy to present the illusion of something its prey wants…
SCP-8801 - I Do Not Regret My Unreal Time
SCP-8801-1 fills up his second sketchbook. A third of the pages are sketches and comics of a girl named Xinyue. She does not exist.
SCP-153 - Drain Worms
…While specimens of SCP-153 can live off of most any organic material, they prefer to consume animal tissue.
SCP-149 - The Blood Flies
…By the time the subject is able to feel any effects, the first generation of SCP-149 has already grown inside the subject's body.
SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
Mobile Fist Team Sigma-6 ("Flaming Fists of Fury") are to be included in all 3284-related operations.
SCP-143 - The Bladewood Grove
The parent trees were owned by a family of traditionalist swordsmiths, claiming to be descended from a legendary sword maker named Amakuni.
SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
"Major Mime-11 has been lost, and with him nearly the entire North American supply of white gloves and black berets."
SCP-138 - The Ever-Living Man
Due to his severely injured state, SCP-138 is in a constant state of agony...
SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
Several varieties have been observed, including long-haired, hypoallergenic, grenade (see Addendum), and bouncy.
SCP-134 - Star-Eyed Child
Further study… revealed that the lights are actually stars and galaxies, visible as though SCP-134's eye sockets are somehow looking out into deep space.
SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
SCP-3333-J apparently grows better when listening to songs by My Chemical Romance. It is allowed to do so as long as the volume is set to a reasonable level.
SCP-9119-J - Horrid Little Gustav
SCP-9119-J is to be lockey-locked away in a standard Bad Little Hideous Person Cage for all of eternity.
SCP-118 - Nuclear Protists
“Researchers and engineers at Research Sector █ have managed to create a prototype uranium enrichment device based on the principles employed by SCP-118.”
SCP-543-J - Tweedle Beetles
In the event of an XK-Tweetle-Beetle-Battle-Breaching-Bottle Situation, MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox in Socks") will be deployed to recontain all specimens…
“AUDIT: SCP-116”
“…You were brought onto this project to see it to its end. It has been several months. What is the current status of SCP-116?”
SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”
Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.
SCP-114 - Bringer of Conflict
“But suddenly, we hear this soft whimpering over in the corner. I look, and there’s a little girl, must be eight or nine, curled up and all alone.”