SCP-147 - Anachronistic Television
What he saw while seated in front of SCP-147 he would later describe as "a bizarre episode of ‘I Love Lucy’ featuring a surprising amount of gunplay."
SCP-145 - Man-Absorbing Phone
In the background, the listener will hear sounds of violence and expressions of pain and anguish.
SCP-2063 - A Past Vision of the Future
“Congratulations! By reading this message, you have just told an alien piece of hardware what to do.”
SCP-OO1-J - KEEP CALM AND APOLLYON
This site has been destroyed by SCP-OO1-J, ergo, I can enjoy Petula Clark as much as I damn well please and only corpses will judge me.
SCP-065 - Destroyed Organic Catalyst
SCP-065 is a spherical region of space approximately 12 m in radius… formed by the destruction of an anomalous artifact on-site by the Global Occult Coalition…
SCP-061 - Auditory Mind Control
Most test subjects report being unable to remember the actions they performed while under control, but a few have experienced the effect of "watching helplessly" as their body acted against their will.
SCP-058 - Heart of Darkness
SCP-058 talks constantly, regardless of conditions: even when attacking, SCP-058's voice and pace of speech are unchanged.