SCP-010-J - WHAT KETER I DON’T SEE ANY KETER
Oh, well, I guess you'll have to look at some other article that isn't this one. Now.
SCP-TTKU-J - A Thing That Kills You
SCP-TTKU-J is not to be handled by you specifically. This containment method would render you effectively immortal as far as SCP-TTKU-J's killing-you objective is concerned.