SCP-2128046979-J - You don’t know her, she works at a different Site!
…Colleagues who converse with Junior Researcher Jimmy have proven incapable of gleaning information about her whereabouts…
SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct
These factors, along with other mechanical devices surrounding the central chamber, has led researchers to believe that SCP-5001 is a containment unit for an unknown anomalous object.
SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
[Containing SCP-8003-J] would be meaningless in the grand scheme of things, on the grounds that nobody's going to remember our names in a billion years.
SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
“The information in the article that you've already read isn't entirely true. There are two direct lies, and plenty of lies of omission.”
SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
“I am the ghoooost siiiign! Yield to oncoming traffiiic! Ooooooh!”
SCP-4153 - Vincent Price Presents… IT CAME FROM SITE-9!
“Why does anyone try to frighten? It's fun to be frightened. Almost as much fun as it is to do the frightening.”
SCP-090 - Apocorubik’s Cube
“We observed a six segment alignment today on the 1st side. It was noted and passed without incident. Two hours later, a research assistant returned from the break room with news that a tsunami had occurred in the Indian Ocean...”
SCP-649-2568-J - Technicolor Geography
SCP 649-2568 has shown a capacity to reshape any geological features it sees, or has heard described. These reshaping events exclusively affect any features the entity deems as "too flat".
SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill
The outer sarcophagus must, at all times, receive broadcasts… [of] live monologues of how awful SCP-100000-J is and why it will never, ever escape, destroy humanity, or find true love.
SCP-1762 - Where The Dragons Went
“It's strange to see how much your world has changed; it is even stranger to see how we now appear in this place. In Fantasy, we are much bigger. Or maybe you've grown taller?”
SCP-086 - The Office of Dr. [REDACTED]
“Although we appreciate SCP-086's conscientiousness, there is at this time no pressing reason to classify it as "Euclid". If circumstances change, we'll reconsider.”
SCP-085 - Hand-drawn “Cassy”
Personnel report that [SCP-085] is amicable and motivated, albeit lonely.
SCP-4966 - Tubbioca: Devourer of Souls, Consumer of Secrets, Lord of Munchies
“The pat people who visit me. They tell the red people stuff through the head parts.”
SCP-082 - “Fernand” the Cannibal
When it speaks, it does so through enormous, clenched teeth. SCP-082 only parts teeth to eat food and to sing.
SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
Dr. James Anderson… six-time star of the annual Site-19 Christmas Pageant, entered the containment chamber to assist in conducting Emergency Procedure 1634-Broadway.
SCP-076 - “Abel”
Upon coming into contact with living humans, SCP-076-2 will enter a rage state in which it attempts to engage and kill all human beings encountered.