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SCP-063-J - Non-Euclidean Geometries
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 3/1/23 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 3/1/23

SCP-063-J - Non-Euclidean Geometries

Attempts to characterise the shape of SCP-063-J while empty… are ongoing but have been described as "frustrating" and "pointless".

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SCP-OO1-J - KEEP CALM AND APOLLYON
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/1/23 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/1/23

SCP-OO1-J - KEEP CALM AND APOLLYON

This site has been destroyed by SCP-OO1-J, ergo, I can enjoy Petula Clark as much as I damn well please and only corpses will judge me.

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SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 1/4/23 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 1/4/23

SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form

…The life form was observed to [wear] a hat bearing a mysterious emblem resembling the Greek letter rho, a jersey, and footwear (although not pants) — and to operate a four-wheeled vehicle.

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How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas!
SCP Tales, Joke Series Joshua Lindsay 12/25/22 SCP Tales, Joke Series Joshua Lindsay 12/25/22

How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas!

Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot…But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT!

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SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 10/5/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 10/5/22

SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison

SCP-020-J was discovered outside Site-30's 5th-floor janitor closet alongside the corpses of Janitor Worth, five site guards, D-1221, and Dr. Cimmerian.

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SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 9/7/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 9/7/22

SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System

As of yet, SCP-5280-J has resisted all attempts at eradication.

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SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 8/3/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 8/3/22

SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title

SCP-████ - Different Typeface Will Get Me Noticed

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SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalking
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 7/14/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 7/14/22

SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalking

“The great deities of traffic bow before me…”

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SCP-2128046979-J - You don’t know her, she works at a different Site!
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 6/22/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 6/22/22

SCP-2128046979-J - You don’t know her, she works at a different Site!

…Colleagues who converse with Junior Researcher Jimmy have proven incapable of gleaning information about her whereabouts…

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SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 4/6/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 4/6/22

SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule

Extraordinary Event 7800-J-17, the Jim Pepperoni's Five-Cheese Calzone Incident, is estimated to have saved Foundation staff at least $5.95.

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SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 3/2/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 3/2/22

SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle

“Apology for my goo on letter buttons big guys”

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SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/2/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/2/22

SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer

Dr. Smallwood attempted to disable the stylised "helpful mascot" on the word processor. When he exited the program and then entered again, the mascot did not spontaneously activate.

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SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 1/5/22 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 1/5/22

SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?

[Containing SCP-8003-J] would be meaningless in the grand scheme of things, on the grounds that nobody's going to remember our names in a billion years.

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SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 12/1/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 12/1/21

SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]

THE WORDS OF SUPREME DARKNESS ARE AS FOLLOWS
AND BY SPEAKING WHAT COMES, YE SHALL SUMMON HIM
FOR THESE WORDS ARE SUPREMELY DARK

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SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 11/10/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 11/10/21

SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class

This is the very model of an: SCP-900-J
Its object class is: Keter, so we’d rather that you’d stay away.

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SCP-173-J - The Original “The Sculpture”
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 10/13/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 10/13/21

SCP-173-J - The Original “The Sculpture”

"It sounds like he's up for a pudding wrassle [sic]. It's okay, I'm pretty sure you can take him.”

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SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 9/1/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 9/1/21

SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive

"Get fucked Kensington…”

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SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 8/4/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 8/4/21

SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray

The SCP Designated Object Entity is angelic alien with many wise inventions for humankind CRIMINALLY held by Foundation Communist Criminal Gangster Conspiracy…

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SCP-3448-J - Should Have Taken Him Sleeping
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 7/21/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 7/21/21

SCP-3448-J - Should Have Taken Him Sleeping

“Theodore,” she said, “Your time is up.”

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SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 6/30/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 6/30/21

SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures

Foundation members are to beg the Humanity Preservation Association for further funding through mail, e-mail, real life harassment, phone calls, telegrams, and anomalous voodoo dolls.

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