Memorandum-02
A memo about the Database’s goings-on, both in fiction and in real life. Includes a clip from “SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow”
SCP-051 - Japanese Obstetrical Model
“There was more blood, and the baby began to emerge into my hands. … I had never seen such a thing.”
SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
“No good sir I am most effective. I mean, my cure. I am the cure. Very effective. The most. Because I am a doctor.”
SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere
“There's one thing you can do. I couldn't go through with it, but maybe you can. It won't help you live, I don't think, but it's… I think it's important.”
SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number
“This is ridiculous. I'll prove to you superstitious bastards that you're all just being pussies.”
SCP-047 - Microbial Mutagen
Agents in the area are advised to familiarize themselves with the symptoms of P-047-A and be on the lookout for possible infection.
SCP-046 - “Predatory” Holly Bush
Investigation is ongoing into potential memetic effects brought about by knowledge of SCP-046…
SCP-045 - Atmospheric Converter
Based on available evidence, it is currently believed that SCP-045 is a 3-dimensional projection of a hypericosahedron…
SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
She then experiences the time displacement, making her between 15 minutes to 3 hours late to every god damned thing I have ever invited her to.
SCP-044 - World War II Era Molecular-Fission Cannon
Any object or pile of objects that fits may be loaded into SCP-044’s muzzle to be used as ammunition.
SCP-043 - The Beatle
When the twenty-ninth track is reached, instead of playing "Revolution 9", the disc stops spinning and faint breathing can be heard.
SCP-042 - A Formerly Winged Horse
SCP-042 exhibits a listless demeanor and has been unresponsive to any attempt by skilled handlers to incite activity.
SCP-041 - Thought-Broadcasting Patient
Although able to transmit his thoughts to others, SCP-041 is not very “talkative.”
SCP-040 - Evolution’s Child
“Can you tell me about your parents?”
“Mr. Green said I don't have any.”
”Can you tell me about Mr. Green, then?”
SCP Tales, Episode 4 - “Sonnet for Unethical Practices”
I seek the haven past the airlock door,
in coat and collar white my love to meet.
Tutorial-01 - SCP Object Classes
An SCP’s Object Class is determined by a number of factors, but the most important factors are the difficulty and purpose of its containment.
SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
Subjects often experience shortness of breath, extreme jaw pain from the clenching of teeth, and mild bruising on hands from putting the rim of the toilet bowl in a death grip.