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SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 6/30/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 6/30/21

SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures

Foundation members are to beg the Humanity Preservation Association for further funding through mail, e-mail, real life harassment, phone calls, telegrams, and anomalous voodoo dolls.

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SCP Tales, Episode 8 - “What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age” [GoI-5869]
SCP Tales Joshua Lindsay 6/28/21 SCP Tales Joshua Lindsay 6/28/21

SCP Tales, Episode 8 - “What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age” [GoI-5869]

It didn't matter, though. Not like she could do anything special. …And in that moment, as one of so many, she wished that she was like her friends. She wished that she wasn't such a fucking normie.

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Update and SCP-093 Preview (OoC-03)
Technical Series Joshua Lindsay 6/11/21 Technical Series Joshua Lindsay 6/11/21

Update and SCP-093 Preview (OoC-03)

An out-of-character announcement, and a preview of SCP-093.

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SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 5/5/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 5/5/21

SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children

At this point, it's probably for the better that we just don't let anyone outside until we know SCP-5150-J has been eradicated.

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Quaran-tainment, Episode 7 - “Amber Skies: Chapter 2”
Quaran-tainment Series Joshua Lindsay 4/29/21 Quaran-tainment Series Joshua Lindsay 4/29/21

Quaran-tainment, Episode 7 - “Amber Skies: Chapter 2”

The facility was part prison, part morgue, part recycling center…

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SCP-Big egg - Big egg
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 4/7/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 4/7/21

SCP-Big egg - Big egg

Big egg. Big egg, Big egg Big egg.

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SCP-1-800-J - LIMITED TIME OFFER
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 3/3/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 3/3/21

SCP-1-800-J - LIMITED TIME OFFER

No stains! No mess! No permanent physical or mental trauma!

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SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 2/25/21 Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 2/25/21

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

“The information in the article that you've already read isn't entirely true. There are two direct lies, and plenty of lies of omission.”

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Memorandum-05
Technical Series Joshua Lindsay 2/18/21 Technical Series Joshua Lindsay 2/18/21

Memorandum-05

A memo about the Database’s goings-on, both in fiction and in real life.

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SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art
Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 2/11/21 Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 2/11/21

SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art

A period of rapid relocations was noted in SCP-1155, where it was observed in several public places with a posture that suggested hunting/tracking behavior.

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SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/3/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/3/21

SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work

Object Class: Safe. It should be neutralized, but the Site Director's too goddamn cheap to buy a new one.

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Quaran-tainment, Episode 6 - “Amber Skies: Chapter 1”
Quaran-tainment Series Joshua Lindsay 1/28/21 Quaran-tainment Series Joshua Lindsay 1/28/21

Quaran-tainment, Episode 6 - “Amber Skies: Chapter 1”

She woke to find herself in a boxcar full of corpses…

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AMA-01 - with Martin and Raymond
OoC Joshua Lindsay 1/14/21 OoC Joshua Lindsay 1/14/21

AMA-01 - with Martin and Raymond

An out-of-character Ask Me Anything with cast members Martin Taylor and Raymond Duke.

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SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 1/6/21 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 1/6/21

SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult

… As expected, the D-Class personnel were distracted from their escape by the prospect of viewing an R-rated movie.

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SCP-784 - Christmas Cheer
Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 12/24/20 Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 12/24/20

SCP-784 - Christmas Cheer

Three nearby instances of SCP-784-1 held Anderson in place. A fourth emerged from a nearby home with a quart of eggnog, which Anderson was forced to ingest.

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SCP-092 - “The Best of The 5th Dimension”
Main Series Joshua Lindsay 12/17/20 Main Series Joshua Lindsay 12/17/20

SCP-092 - “The Best of The 5th Dimension”

“I just wanted to be cool, you know?”

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SCP Tales, Episode 7 - “Capone” [SCP-1471]
SCP Tales Joshua Lindsay 12/14/20 SCP Tales Joshua Lindsay 12/14/20

SCP Tales, Episode 7 - “Capone” [SCP-1471]

“It’s not even that I'm scared of him anymore. …It's just the bad connotations he has.”

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SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 12/2/20 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 12/2/20

SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign

“I am the ghoooost siiiign! Yield to oncoming traffiiic! Ooooooh!”

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SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0
Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 11/24/20 Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 11/24/20

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

“Be part of the new craze that is quickly becoming the next social substitute. Remember, the more you participate, the more MalO will engage you. Your experience is completely up to you.”

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Tutorial-04 - Groups Of Inteŕ̴̫ë̴̲s̴̺̬͌͗t̸͚͆
Technical Series Joshua Lindsay 11/19/20 Technical Series Joshua Lindsay 11/19/20

Tutorial-04 - Groups Of Inteŕ̴̫ë̴̲s̴̺̬͌͗t̸͚͆

Welcome Level §̷̢̢̛͇̣̹͌Þ̴̯̳̺̱̐̇͊̑͠ personnel. Please select a topic.

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