SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
Extraordinary Event 7800-J-17, the Jim Pepperoni's Five-Cheese Calzone Incident, is estimated to have saved Foundation staff at least $5.95.
SCP-4252 - Beans and Betrayal
Jethusent the Mighty King / Please bless our presence with your own / Consume our Bubbling Beanous Bile / From up atop your sparkling throne
SCP-2203 - Find the One for You!
“Find the One for you! Test your love, and find that one special someone you are destined to spend the rest of your life with! Your sweetheart is waiting!”
SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
Dr. Smallwood attempted to disable the stylised "helpful mascot" on the word processor. When he exited the program and then entered again, the mascot did not spontaneously activate.
SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct
These factors, along with other mechanical devices surrounding the central chamber, has led researchers to believe that SCP-5001 is a containment unit for an unknown anomalous object.
SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
[Containing SCP-8003-J] would be meaningless in the grand scheme of things, on the grounds that nobody's going to remember our names in a billion years.
SCP-4666 - The Yule Man
During this phase, in what are termed "Weissnacht Events", SCP-4666 will appear at dwellings in one or multiple locations north of 40°N latitude.
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SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]
THE WORDS OF SUPREME DARKNESS ARE AS FOLLOWS
AND BY SPEAKING WHAT COMES, YE SHALL SUMMON HIM
FOR THESE WORDS ARE SUPREMELY DARK
SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place
All emerging individuals carried documents which appear to be their respective universes' documentation on SCP-1437.
SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
This is the very model of an: SCP-900-J
Its object class is: Keter, so we’d rather that you’d stay away.
SCP-3540 - Don’t Queer the Reaper
The entities cannot be physically seen during the day, but after sunset, they will manifest in various parts of the house and will engage in typical household chores and common activities, including cleaning, preparing and consuming meals, folding laundry, and [DATA EXPUNGED].
SCP-173-J - The Original “The Sculpture”
"It sounds like he's up for a pudding wrassle [sic]. It's okay, I'm pretty sure you can take him.”
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SCP Tales, Episode 9 - “Revised Entry” [SCP-173]
“The majority decision of the remaining O5s is that this is an XK, and they're gonna deal with the problem, or the Russians are.”
SCP-173 - The Sculpture
“At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.”
