SCP-OO1-J - KEEP CALM AND APOLLYON
This site has been destroyed by SCP-OO1-J, ergo, I can enjoy Petula Clark as much as I damn well please and only corpses will judge me.
SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
…The life form was observed to [wear] a hat bearing a mysterious emblem resembling the Greek letter rho, a jersey, and footwear (although not pants) — and to operate a four-wheeled vehicle.
How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas!
Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot…But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT!
SCP-001 - The Factory [Bright’s Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-001 - The Gate Guardian [Dr. Clef’s Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-001 - The Prototype [Dr. Gears’ Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-099 - The Portrait
A reproduction of the work currently hangs in the Museum of Modern Art in New York, with critical elements removed to prevent the paranoia trigger.
SCP-098 - Surgeon Crabs
Specimens of SCP-098 will only feed so long as the prey animal is capable of respiration.
SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN
‘Filmed in front of a studio audience. Created in partnership with YWTGTHFT’
SCP-097 - Old Fairgrounds
Between April and November each year, the area within SCP-097 has produced a number of anomalous phenomena ranging from benign to implicitly aggressive.
SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
SCP-020-J was discovered outside Site-30's 5th-floor janitor closet alongside the corpses of Janitor Worth, five site guards, D-1221, and Dr. Cimmerian.
SCP-096 - The “Shy Guy”
“Let this be on record that I am formally requesting SCP-096 be terminated as soon as possible.”
SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
As of yet, SCP-5280-J has resisted all attempts at eradication.
SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
SCP-████ - Different Typeface Will Get Me Noticed
SCP-095 - The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun
“In the Far-Fetched Future World of the 1980s, only Ronnie Ray-Gun can save the day.”