SCP-126 - Invisible Friend
Personnel interacting with SCP-126 must undergo regular psychiatric screening, and personnel exhibiting emotional attachment to SCP-126 must be administered a Class B amnestic and reassigned.
SCP-122 - no more monstɘrs
“Last night, there was a beautiful angel with wings and he was standing there, and he was looking at me… by the door! He did that alllll night!”
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
“The motto for this place should be ‘How Is That Even Possible’. Surely someone, somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here.”
“AUDIT: SCP-116”
“…You were brought onto this project to see it to its end. It has been several months. What is the current status of SCP-116?”
SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”
“Beginning at approx. 5 minutes, multiple incisions, lacerations and penetration wounds can be seen being slowly inflicted, though no corresponding source of these wounds is visible.”
SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
Further investigation would be performed into SCP-K9-J-1's properties, but it's a GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!
SCP-114 - Bringer of Conflict
“But suddenly, we hear this soft whimpering over in the corner. I look, and there’s a little girl, must be eight or nine, curled up and all alone.”
SCP-108 - Extradimensional Nasal Cavity
The filtration filling must be removed on a regular basis when it gets expended… as the subject is essentially inhaling the atmosphere of a formerly-sealed… mass war grave.
SCP-106 - The Old Man
This activity can continue for days, with some subjected individuals being released for the express purpose of hunting, recapture, [DATA EXPUNGED].
SCP-105 - “Iris”
[SCP-105-B] …appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a normal Polaroid camera, operating normally for all persons aside from SCP-105.
SCP-5655 - Exactly the Kind of Genie You’d Expect To Find in an Empty Can of Spam
“I tried my hardest” was written on the back in pencil.
SCP-103 - The Never-Hungry Man
At this point, it is unknown how SCP-103 obtains the nutrients that a human would need to survive…
SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
…The life form was observed to [wear] a hat bearing a mysterious emblem resembling the Greek letter rho, a jersey, and footwear (although not pants) — and to operate a four-wheeled vehicle.
SCP-001 - The Gate Guardian [Dr. Clef’s Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-001 - The Prototype [Dr. Gears’ Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN
‘Filmed in front of a studio audience. Created in partnership with YWTGTHFT’
SCP-096 - The “Shy Guy”
“Let this be on record that I am formally requesting SCP-096 be terminated as soon as possible.”