SCP-1461 - House of the Worm
“I am what you have made me. I am choice and I am tyranny. Forgive me.”
SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
When informed that the substance is not organic butter, subjects typically report disbelief.
SCP-2845 - THE DEER
“I know that your organization doesn’t approve of the term, but it is still the case. The Stag is a god, and it is not a mild god of Earth.”
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
“The motto for this place should be ‘How Is That Even Possible’. Surely someone, somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here.”
SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”
“Beginning at approx. 5 minutes, multiple incisions, lacerations and penetration wounds can be seen being slowly inflicted, though no corresponding source of these wounds is visible.”
SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”
Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.
SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
Further investigation would be performed into SCP-K9-J-1's properties, but it's a GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!
SCP Tales, Episode 12 - "Re: KTO-0001-Bellfather 'Overwatch Council'"
“Attached below you will find all the information we have gathered concerning the leadership of the Security and Containment Protectorate…”
SCP Tales, Episode 11 - “Fernand’s Memoir” [SCP-082]
“‘Beast!’ they called him. ‘Abomination!’ they cried,
The boy could not smile, no matter how much he tried.”
SCP-1992 - Hype Train
It is theorized SCP-1992-J-1 will only preemptively manifest to represent media that are met with a largely negative reaction upon release.
SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
Investigations into the further properties of SCP-50-AE-1 have been stymied by the fact that SCP-50-AE-1 continues to attack Foundation scientists, calling them "PINKO F*CKS".
SCP-063-J - Non-Euclidean Geometries
Attempts to characterise the shape of SCP-063-J while empty… are ongoing but have been described as "frustrating" and "pointless".