SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
Further investigation would be performed into SCP-K9-J-1's properties, but it's a GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!
SCP Tales, Episode 12 - "Re: KTO-0001-Bellfather 'Overwatch Council'"
“Attached below you will find all the information we have gathered concerning the leadership of the Security and Containment Protectorate…”
SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion
…employees will enact various rituals resulting in their immediate spatial displacement, normally manifesting as the individual passing through physical space to another location.
SCP-115 - Miniature Dump Truck
SCP-115-1 was originally found in a construction site… where workers attempted to move it, but found the task impossible due to the fact that SCP-115-1 weighs 90 tons.
SCP-114 - Bringer of Conflict
“But suddenly, we hear this soft whimpering over in the corner. I look, and there’s a little girl, must be eight or nine, curled up and all alone.”
SCP Tales, Episode 11 - “Fernand’s Memoir” [SCP-082]
“‘Beast!’ they called him. ‘Abomination!’ they cried,
The boy could not smile, no matter how much he tried.”
SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher
In subjects with nonstandard gender identities (typically gender identities which do not match their pre-exposure biological sex), this usually results in positive psychological effects.
SCP-112 - The Variable Coaster
“every spin every turn every twist even when it got dark i could hear her laughing and wooing.”
SCP-1992 - Hype Train
It is theorized SCP-1992-J-1 will only preemptively manifest to represent media that are met with a largely negative reaction upon release.
SCP-111 - Dragon Snails™
“Hold your newly-hatched Dragon-Snails™ so they get a good look at you and think you're their mommy.”
SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina
Since its inception, SCP-2000 has been activated at least twice.
SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
Investigations into the further properties of SCP-50-AE-1 have been stymied by the fact that SCP-50-AE-1 continues to attack Foundation scientists, calling them "PINKO F*CKS".
SCP-110 - Subterranean City
“Three of the main life-sustaining services contained within the Core are damaged beyond reasonable repair. Any attempts to repair them would take… more time than we have left to live.”
SCP-109 - Infinite Canteen
“…New Class D personnel are often dared to empty the bottle. Guards are reminded that they are to discourage such activity, and inform them that SCP-109 is bottomless.”
BONUS: “More Like Rainbow Crapitalism” [SCP-4493]
“Let others know you are proud of your lifestyle with your purchasing decisions.”
SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps
“Companies that work together, it spreads through their business dealings and manifests when they do some rainbow capitalism.”
SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature
Whilst unobserved by Officer Blake, SCP-007-J… disappeared by unknown means, leaving only a residue of unknown properties on Officer Blake's lips.
SCP-108 - Extradimensional Nasal Cavity
The filtration filling must be removed on a regular basis when it gets expended… as the subject is essentially inhaling the atmosphere of a formerly-sealed… mass war grave.