SCP-152 - Book of Endings
“I think all researchers with clearance ought to read the last 50 pages or so just to drive home how important what they do here is.”
SCP-150 - Ship of Theseus
“For this final procedure, we will be attempting to completely replace the brain tissue of D-016002 with that of D-13732.”
SCP-2718 - What Happens After
“My name is Miriam Prayther. I have been O5-7 for seventy-seven years. I will remain so for perhaps seven minutes more…”
SCP-4005 - The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China
“There's a better world out there, Martha!”
SCP-146 - Bronze Head of Shame
"Stop. Take it back. Don't. I won't do it again. I'm sorry. I don't want to. Not again. Stop… Please…"
SCP-143 - The Bladewood Grove
The parent trees were owned by a family of traditionalist swordsmiths, claiming to be descended from a legendary sword maker named Amakuni.
SCP-1461 - House of the Worm
“I am what you have made me. I am choice and I am tyranny. Forgive me.”
SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
"Major Mime-11 has been lost, and with him nearly the entire North American supply of white gloves and black berets."
SCP-137 - The Real Toy
The toy was replaced by a full-sized Ferrari that attempted to race around the testing facility, ultimately crashing into the wall at high speed
SCP-136 - Naked Doll
"This thing is killing people. We haven’t learned anything new from it in ten years, and we can’t use it."
SCP-132 - Broken Desert
Clusters of contiguous instances have been internally consistent and have been confirmed to display areas of every major desert.
SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
SCP-3333-J apparently grows better when listening to songs by My Chemical Romance. It is allowed to do so as long as the volume is set to a reasonable level.
SCP-130 - Post Office
Over ██% of the mail is of a mundane nature... Exceptions to this are letters that were apparently unsent, for whatever reason, and temporally displaced letters.
SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
When informed that the substance is not organic butter, subjects typically report disbelief.
SCP-128 - Kinetic Energy Entity
“Despite what the recovery log would say, this is not a poltergeist. ‘Poltergeist’ is an obsolete term, anyway.”
SCP-2845 - THE DEER
“I know that your organization doesn’t approve of the term, but it is still the case. The Stag is a god, and it is not a mild god of Earth.”
SCP-126 - Invisible Friend
Personnel interacting with SCP-126 must undergo regular psychiatric screening, and personnel exhibiting emotional attachment to SCP-126 must be administered a Class B amnestic and reassigned.